Rob has raised by buffy-tufted marmosets in Pernambuco. Despite an enjoyable early life of surfing and stealing hats, Rob was ostracised due to his height. In a concerted attempt to fit-in he moved to Africa to live with Giraffes in Botswana. He's piteous luck continued when he was ambushed just south of Zambia by angry faeces throwing Baboons. He fled to Sheffield and now lives in a treehouse in his soul.