Rain sheets sideways across Sydney, the kind that turns gutters into percussion sections and streets into slip-and-slide runways. Outside the Hordern Pavilion, there is a short reprise from the rain and the mood skews feral. Inside, it’s already humid with anticipation. Tonight isn’t just another stop on a tour. It’s a pressure cooker. A farewell. A mess in the making.
The bill reads like a dare. Frankston rock’n’rollers The Gnomes crack the seal early, their tight, punchy Beatles-esque melodies cutting through the chatter with classic intent and a scuffed-knee grin. They play like a band that knows how to wind a room up without losing the plot, hooks swinging, amps humming, rain still dripping off the walls.
Then come Private Function, detonating onto the stage with the unhinged confidence of a band who know this is it. Their final Sydney show feels less like a goodbye and more like a controlled burn. Eight years of chaos, controversy, cease-and-desists and larrikin punk energy get compressed into one last, sweat-slicked release. The crowd responds accordingly: bodies flying, rules abandoned, joy and noise colliding. There’s something bruising and oddly tender about watching a band go out this way, refusing nostalgia, choosing death-defying impact.
By the time Viagra Boys take the stage, the room is already soaked, physically and emotionally. Frontman Sebastian Murphy appears in trackpants, shirtless, luminous green cone hat, beer-bellied and tattooed, looking less like a frontman than a man dragged straight out of the crowd — and yet he commands it completely. He moves like a ringmaster of the grotesque, prowling the stage with a confrontational ease, turning his body into part of the satire. Between snarled monologues and clenched-jaw vocals, Murphy rails against authoritarianism, paranoia and macho posturing, skewering bigotry with bile and humour in equal measure. Beneath the chaos, the band remain brutally tight, locking sax squalls and industrial grooves into something strangely disciplined — a performance that thrives on discomfort, confrontation and control, and lands exactly where it’s meant to.
This is not a polite night out. It’s loud, soaked, unsteady, and exactly what music should be doing in a deeply unsettled moment, when the world feels unstable and art has a responsibility to ask uncomfortable questions rather than offer easy answers.
The Viagra boys will play Melbourne and Adelaide next, tickets HERE.
Images and words Deb Pelser.
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